What's In a Name?

As one of 36 recipients of an email from a previous lover, I wonder about the others.



TheGardener@... Why not "AGardener"? This clown has a big ego. 



Twitter@... Maybe his friends think of him as a 'twit' – at least I do.



CoolWigKat@... He thinks he's a cool kat? He wears a wig? I like to imagine it's a merkin.

CauseIsezso@... Typical guy. Where does she find them?



ArmyGuy@... Does he do pushups while making love?

TopDog@... How will this work? It was her that liked being on top. 



Maybe I'll change my email address to 'justoneofthejerks@...'

fall drizzle ...

my finger poised
above delete

Ray Rasmussen, Frogpond, 2011.